Σ 'αγαπώ αγάπη μου, αλλά ο κόκορας σου απλά δεν μπορεί να με κάνει να τελειώσω

It's nothing personal, I promise. It's just that your cock is too small for me to get off on. I have needs and you're not meeting those needs, so why is it so wrong for me to go elsewhere.